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SMS ۱

salam.nemidunam chi begam,yani az shakhsiati mesle shoma hamchin raftario baed midunestam.aslan az shoma entezar nadashtam ke ye hamchin kario bokonid.na tanha mano,balke kheiliaye dige ham az in raftaretun narahat shodan.nemikham lahnam tahdid amiz beshe,vali majburam begam age ye dafe dige,faghat ye dafe dige beshnavam ke injur etefaghi oftade shayad majbur besham ye jure dige raftarkonam.aslan che dalili dare ke shoma in karo mikonid,roshan gozashtane lamphaye ezafi,oonam dorost tu zamane oje masrafe bargh...vaghean ke

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to goli eine golaye ghashange ghali......to be zerafate taro pode farshhaye iranii..........aslan to khode farshe patrisi......hamoni ke ye takhtash kame..!!!!!!!!11

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nini ke az khab pa mishe jish dare...zanbour ke ro gol mishine nish dare...choopon ke to biyabone mish dare...in mahvare ke mibini ro poshte bom dish dare...haji ke az make miyad rish dare.shatranj ke bazi mikoni kish dare...ingadar ke chat mikoni akhare mah fish dare.

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salam khobi farda asr montazeram eid ghorbaneh o mardom barashoon gav o goosfand farghi nadareh negaranetam be shoma gesarat nakardam

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salam .......man az edareye bargh mozahemetoon misham......shoma shakie khosoosi darin!!!!! akhe barghe cheshatoon ye nafaro koshte

 

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vaghti omadam chonan haleto migiram ke nafaset band biyad az tars pahat belarze hamchin aberooto mibaram ke sareto bala nagiri bache soosool man ghabze mobayletam

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Cheikar kardi in hame tarafdar peyda kardi,har jaye shahr ke miri ye nafar ye tablo gerefte dastesh ke esme to rooshe:GOSFANDE ZENDEH

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ba tavalode dovomin GOSFANDe shabih sazi shode dige nemitonam behet begam "DONYA DIGE MESE TO NADARE

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bache esfehanie miyad mige babaaaaaaaa emtehanamo 20 shodam . babash mizane tu gushesh mige to ke ba 10 ham mishod ghabul beshi hatman bayad in hame khodkar haroom mikardi

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Ye "P" Hamele Mishe Mishe "B"....... Ye "Q" Taaghire jensyat mide mishe "O" ..... Ye "." Mire ghazvin mishe "0" ...... 2 Ta "I" baham Ezdevaj Mikonan Mishan "H" .......Ye "V" Dokhtar mibine Mishe "Y" .

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midoni farghe shahrdari ba seda sima chiye????? shahrdari ashghal jam mikone .!!! seda sima ashghal pakhsh mikone!!!!

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teste konkoor 85 : .....bi to sardame. 1 BOKHARI 2. PATOO 3. ARASH 4.SHOFAZH

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ba salam alan ali daei sms zade bood goft: ba alze mazelat zemne ozlkhahi be maldome shalife ilan gol midam dal jamejahani 2010 golzani konam

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torke mire balaye pole abere piade .... dad mizane mige hala man khar , man nafahm , akhe shoma inja rood khoone mibinin ke oomadan pol zadan

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ye roz to lorestan shabake ostanish dashteh film sinamey neshon midadeh to ye sahneh az fil mardeh bezanesh migeh shab bekhir lora melat loorestan tv hashono khamosh mikonan mikhaban

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ye shab ali daei mire barnameye 90 -ferdosi poor azash miporse chera dar jame jahani gol nazadi -Ali daei mige :Agaye Feldosi poor shoma ye chizi migia dadkan Lafte molabbi dalaje 3 oolooppa ro avoldan bad entezal dalan ma pilooz beshim manam dige pil shodam nemitoonam dige belam gol bezan mel30

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moalem az bache ha porsid: dar ayande mikhahid che kare shin? ahmad:man mikham nakhoda besham. ramin:man mikham doctor besham. sara:man mikham ye madare khob besham. reza:man mikham be sara komak konam.

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be ye turke migan chera ghorsato sare vaght nemikhori ? mige akhe mikham mikrobaro ghafel ger konam

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ye roz ye turke barf pakkone mashinesho roshan mikone hipnotiz mishe

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yek roz ye 206 be folexe mireseh o shoro be maskhare kardane folex mikone.mige are cheraghaye to mesle cheshaye ghorbaghe zade biron!folexe bar migardeh be 206 mige age motore to ham az posh mikardan to konet injori chshat mizad biron

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yek roz ye motoreye be ye gongeshke mizane..hale gongeshk kharab mishe.motori gongeshk ra mibarad khaneh va daron ghafas mizareh!bad gongeshk be hoosh miyado khodesho to ghafas mibineh fekr mikone to zendane.mizane to saresh migeh ey vay motoreye mord

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be ye nafar migan in ra bekhon?@ .migoyad ey dorat begardam

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ye roz ye golabiye gen tanesh mikone . mige man mozam

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ye roz yek jokaro mitekonan .azash yek alame turk mirizeh biroon

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be turke migan bachato bishtar dost dari ya noon barbariro?mige toro khoda mona sare 2rahi nazarid

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pere zane x miterekone..mige man tarane 15 sale daram

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sage turke dasto pa nadasht!!!ye shab dozd mizaneh khoneye turke.bad turke sagaro mizare to forghoon midoe donbale dodza

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turke mire dozdi ! hechi geresh nimiyad..mashghaye bacheharo khat khati mikone

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be ye aghayei migan 3ta esm nam bebar ke akharesh allah bashad?migeh:eynollah..roohollah....sinderellah

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be turke migan saat chande ? balad nabode mige bodo bodo diret shode
 

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ye roz ye turke mikhore to shishe .mige che havaye sefti

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be yeki tope footboll ro neshon dadan ..goftan in chiye?taraf kolli fekr kard goft shatrange gerdali

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turke polaki mikhore migeh:ajab chipse shirini

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ye bar 3ta turke bodan ke dashtan miraghsidan .yekishoon migoft sabz..abi..zard..ghermez...azash miporsan chera to nemiraghsi? mige akhe man raghse nooram

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ye roz ye turke mire dandon pezeshki. bad mige aghaye doctor lotfan dahane mano servis konid

SMS 36
esfahaniye ghorse x mikhore mishine to taxi 2 nafar digaro hesab mikone

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ye roz ye done mikhe miyofte to ab zang mizane farar mikone

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ye roz ye turke mikhore be jadvale khiabon .mishine hallesh mikone

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ye khodkar ghermeze dadashesh mimire ta ye hafte black minevise

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ye roz ye joje tighi dashte ba ye kiviye mirafte.az joje tighi miporsan in kiye?mige dadashame .sarbaze

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be ye bache lore migan computer baladi?mige bale.migan khob roshanesh kon.mige na ta in had

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be ye turke migan naghashiye gham angiz bekesh.barbari sokhte mikeshe

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turke roye dare khonashoon minevise wc .migan in yani che? mige mokhaffafe welcom ast

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t
urke to shena rotbe miyare.bad bahash mosahebe mikonan.az koja shoro kardin?mige vallah ma az zaminaye khaki shoro kardim ta be inja residim

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turke saatash kar nemikard raft barayash kar peyda kard

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shakhsi badkonak forooshi baz kard va bad az moddati varshekast shod.chon badkonak hayash ra be shrte chaghoo miforookht

SMS 47
be turke migan ba anasor jomle besaz!!!? mige to dastshoee bodam ke sifon ro keshidam ana sor khordan

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hala be ye turke migan midoni chera mashine atash neshani ghermeze? mige na.migan khob ake 1000000metr shilang ro az posht mikardan to konet ranget ghermez mishod

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turke to khiabon mikhore zamin baraye inke se nashe ta khone sine khiz mire

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turke mire rahpeymaee mibine shologhe bar migarde

SMS 51
to abadan mosabegheye taghlid seda ye daryosh mishe ..daryoosh miyad 4 mishe

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turke pesaresh mire zire mashin ba sang mizane daresh biyare

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turke mire shekare khargoosh..sedaye havij darmiyare

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turke zang mizane be ajans mige agha bebakhshid mashin darid...yaro mige are ..turke mige khosh be haletoon man nadaram

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lore dashte bala poshteboomesho asfalt mikarde..asfalt ezafi miyare soratgir mizare

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turke zang mizane khoneye doosdokhtaresh ...babsh bar midare hol mishe mige bebakhshid topemoon oftade

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turke khodesho mizane be mosh mordegi gorbe mikhoratesh

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dota goshad miran bank minzanan, yekishoon mige khob bia beshmorim cheghadr dozdidim, oon yeki mige bikhial, farda radio mige
 

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midoonin torka be 750 geram chi migan? migan nim kiloo o nim

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torke raeise fedrasion shatranj mishe mige az farda fil hagh nadare asbo bezane bejaye vazir ham mohreie kharo mizarid

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be torke migan in khiabon koja mire? mige man 40 sale to in khiabon zendegi mikonam ta hala nadidam jai bere!!!!

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ye zane ba ye torke tu asansor tanha mishe.lebasasho dar miyare be torke mige fekr kon man zanet.torke ham lebasasho dar miyare mige pas inaro ham beshoor

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Torke khab mibine dare bazi mikone ... Babasho mikoshe , Mire marhaleie bad . az khab mipare mibine babash neshaste jelosh ... Mige Ahhh "Save" nakardam

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tablighe torki: khamir dandoone poone,cheshmo nemisoozoone!

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Ruzi Hazrate SOLEYMAN Muri ra did ke daneh Berenji ra ba ranje faravan mibord.Vey ra porsid in Berenj ra az koja avardi ?Mur faryad zad:...haaaaamiiiiiid

+ نوشته شده در  دوشنبه 1385/12/07ساعت 13:24  توسط عسل  |